Virgo

I'm not a big believer in astrology, but I was quite pleased to read this synopsis of my star sign:

• The article says "Virgo is the sign in the zodiac most dedicated to serving" and my high school motto was "serve and obey".
• It mentions that one of my ideal careers would be as a teacher, and education is the focus of my new startup.
• It says that we make "excellent lovers and dedicated spouses that love to live on the wild side once in a while".

Don't you just love horoscopes!?